I'm a ben.

And a copywriter. And an attempted comedian. And a starter of sentences with conjunctions. 

Notable Talents: Making ads that get talked about. Writing puns so bad, they’re good. Dancing for the JumboTron.

Top Accomplishments: Making that one person laugh during my first stand-up set. Living in Maine for over a year. Taking shots with Charles Barkley.

Worst Accomplishments: Almost dying at the NYC Hot Sauce Expo. Barack Obama making fun of my sweatshirt.

Life-Changing Moment: Watching this scene as a 7-year-old: